Mochi Power Pup Tee

Warning: Contains lethal levels of fluff.

Mochi may look like a marshmallow, but in his mind, he is a warrior. When he isn't "locking in" on spreadsheets at the office or ordering pizzas for Salaryman Cat, he is training in the dojo (the breakroom).

This tee features Mochi, the Happy Happy intern, in his full "Power Pup" form. He is wearing his signature brown Gi, his paws are raised in a combat stance, and he is ready to defend his title as the "CEO of Rizz."

Does he actually know karate? No. Does Pepper (Salaryman’s daughter) think he looks incredibly cool anyway? Absolutely.

Front Graphic: A high-quality print of Mochi in his fighting stance.

Text: Features the brand name "ハッピーハッピー" (Happy Happy) in Japanese katakana and the bold English declaration: "MOCHI THE POWER PUP!"

Vibe: 50% Tough Guy, 50% Soft Cloud.

Why This Shirt is a W:

The "Sigma" Energy: Mochi represents everyone who is trying their best to look tough but is actually just adorable.

Intern Approved: The official uniform for grinding, hustling, and napping under the desk.

Conversation Starter: "Is that a karate dog?" "No, that is a highly trained professional."

Name: Mochi.

Rank: White Belt (but Black Belt in Vibes).

Special Move: The "Puppy Dog Eyes" (It has a 100% success rate for getting treats).

Quote: "Pain is temporary. Drip is forever. #BuiltDifferent"

Wear this shirt to warn your enemies: You are small, you are fluffy, and you are ready to rumble.